A unique characteristic of the young females is that they - instead of emulating older females – impersonate the young males: they're violent, aggressive, go to the gym, burp/fart, and then drown in alcohol at night. As with the show's predecessor, Animal Planet's "Monkey World", the apes all look alike but have these wonderfully different personalities. Guidos are ideal for this format because (like all animals) they ignore the cameras and aren't too self-conscious. JS is much better than any "Real World" season because MTV found an even more primitive and decadent bunch of attention-seeking, fame-hungry exhibitionists than ever before.
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The fact that LMFAO, the worst corporate product on the planet, was asked to "write" for the opening credits says it all. Tanning also, and laundry: our eight chimps need to smell nice just hours before they sweat it out on the dance-floor, fist-pumping ("air-hitting") to the rhythm of "music" which only lower species of primates can find inoffensive/enjoyable. But, as all critters, their interests are essentially limited to sex and food.
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JS is a unique sort of televised zoo in which all eight animals are (more-or-less) free to roam around the park. I don't mean "black" just because they are so obsessed with tanning, I'm referring also to the incessant YOs and BROs and "da hood" arm-flapping. JS consists of 4 guys who want to be black, and 4 women who want to be prostitutes. They took the tiny Indian girl with open arms and treated her like an exotic souvenir monkey for the next 25 years, indulging her every whim. They didn't even care when told that she is the offspring of a pair of exiled village idiots. Traveling to a remote mountain-region in Chile where someone you'd never even met before hands you the child of an unknown set of parents - now that's true idealism for you. And yet this should by no means serve as a deterrent to future adopters. To be fair, there is the issue of genetics, too Snooki was adopted. Who wouldn't want to have a daughter with as little inhibition as a wild animal, while taking such pride in dressing up like a wasted middle-aged hooker? Rear your child as Snooki's parents have done, and it need not ever use a public toilet again: we underestimate the uses of street pavement. Total freedom as the wrong way to push your child in the proper direction? Wrong. Never punish, admonish or correct just let the little chipmunk run amok, and you can't go wrong. So all you people out there, bring up your child so that it knows that it is ALWAYS right, no matter what it says/does/breaks. Snooki's parents need to win some kind of Parent-of-the-Year award, because the way they reared their little duckling should make any other parent red with envy. When Snooki complains to her father about her boyfriend, he shouts: "Remember, it's all his fault!". These initiatives will change over the course of the next several weeks, and our prayer is for them to quickly become less and less restrictive.Even better than "Shark Attack" and "Lamas In Trouble". This includes inside the Sunday School rooms. Third, while we would love to hug each and every one of you when we see you, a "loving and caring" social distance is still a must. There will not be formal "greeters", so bulletins, visitor's cards and other information will also be displayed in the foyer area.
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Offering plates will no longer be passed around, but instead drop boxes will be placed in the entrance foyer for offerings (of course, offering tithes through the website will also continue to be an option). Please use only the front or main entrance.
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You can remove your mask once you are seated. Face mask use will be encouraged on entering and exiting the church and some will be made available.
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Second, hand sanitizer and sanitizing wipes will be available in multiple areas. Video ministry will still be in use going forward as an option. Restroom facilities have been upgraded to include new dispensers for soap, paper towels, and toilet paper. Using guidelines implemented by OSHA and the Florida Baptist Convention, we have performed a thorough cleaning and disinfecting of the church, and cleaning will be performed after each service. Our current COVID-19 guidelines - We are doing our best to promote a safe and happy environment.įirst, your safety is our utmost concern.